Chat Archive 10/26/2020

The text of our Charlie Chan Family Chat for October 26, 2020


Feature:
Charlie Chan at the Wax Museum (Annual Charlie Chan Family Virtual Halloween Party)

Extra:
The Adventures of Smilin’ Jack (Chapter 4)

Participants:
Allen Colby (Rush)
Carlotta (Dona)
Eve Cairo (fredsmom)
Gentleman in black tie (Mike in DC)
Gravelle (cdirus)
Kashimo! (Matt)
Lady Tiny (Louise)
Man in white t-shirt (?)
Marcycloud
Phil & Mrs. Phil

Allen Colby has joined this room

Allen Colby: TEST

Kashimo! has joined this room

Kashimo!: Hello AC!

Allen Colby: Greetings, Kashimo!

Allen Colby: Any CLUES tonight, yet/

Kashimo!: <pssssst!>

Kashimo!: Hope you are well?

Allen Colby: I have this strange fear of grandfather clocks!

Allen Colby: Yes, besides that, very well, thank you!

Allen Colby: ðŸ™‚

Kashimo!: Always a fun time of year here!

Gentleman in black tie has joined this room

Allen Colby: YES!

Kashimo!: Hello GB!

Allen Colby: And, next week, another fun one!

Allen Colby: Gentleman in black tie…welcome!

Kashimo!: GBT

Gentleman in black tie: Good evening, sirs.

Allen Colby: I feel I came underdressed, Gentleman!

Gentleman in black tie: I see an Asian gentleman joins us this evening.

Allen Colby: Good evening!

Allen Colby: Yes.

Allen Colby: He darts in and out!

Allen Colby: (And ABOUT!)

Gentleman in black tie: Not at all Mr Colby. I am here to serve.

Allen Colby: AH!

Allen Colby: Very good, sir!

Allen Colby: I see that the clock in the corner is a few minutes off…maybe I can adjust it…?

Allen Colby: maybe not…!

Gentleman in black tie: Would the gentlemen desire any beverage before the serial begins?

Allen Colby: Hm…I don’t mind if I DO!

Kashimo!: Sasparilla, plz!

Allen Colby: Maybe something “Halloewwenish” for me…?

Allen Colby: By my typing, it seems I have already partaken!

Kashimo!: Sarsaparilla w/ dry ice?

Allen Colby: Perhaps aboard ship.

Allen Colby: That should do the “trick”, yes.

Gentleman in black tie: Sasaprilla for the Japanese gentleman. Coming right up. Perhaps a rum colilns for Mr. Colby.

Allen Colby: Perfecto, sir!

Gentleman in black tie: Quite so.

Allen Colby: I just heard talk in the seance room next door that we will begin watching the serial in about 5 minutes…

Allen Colby: Watch lip contact with that dry ice, Kashimo!

Kashimo!: I’m ready here!

Kashimo!: <psst> TY!

Gentleman in black tie: How mysterious! I will just tidy up the kitchen while we wait.

Allen Colby: I am ready, as well!

Allen Colby: Don’t be too long…you will miss the serial!

Allen Colby: Three minutes…

Allen Colby: According to the disembodied voice…

Allen Colby: The spirits say…”Two Minutes”…

Allen Colby: Do I hear…yes!…”ONE MINUTE”…!

Allen Colby: “45 seconds”

Gentleman in black tie: Spirits? How sinister. The other servants assure me that we are ready for whatever awaits.

Allen Colby: “30 seconds”

Allen Colby: 25….they say….

Allen Colby: 20….

Allen Colby: 15!

Allen Colby: 10!!

Allen Colby: 5!!!!

Allen Colby: GO!!!!!!

Allen Colby: n aeroplane flys by…a wave….

Gentleman in black tie: *administers Vallium to hysterical housemaid*

Allen Colby: BOMBS!

Allen Colby: Good idea, Gentlemen!

Allen Colby: “Chungking” chowmein…

Gentleman in black tie: I believe this was the commencement music at Eton when I graduated.

Allen Colby: Keye Luke…

Allen Colby: Yes, Gentleman?

Allen Colby: A ride in the country….of China…

Allen Colby: WOW!

Allen Colby: They must have been wearing seat belts!!!

Allen Colby: Phillip Ahn….

Gentleman in black tie: Nationalist China symbol on car!

Allen Colby: Indeed!

Allen Colby: Pre-1949.

Allen Colby: The Nationalist flag still files proudly over Taiwan.

Allen Colby: Translated: “SCRAM!”

Kashimo!: Pop!

Allen Colby: YES!

Allen Colby: Rickshaw license!

Gentleman in black tie: Yes, Mr. Colby Or as we might say in Britain: “shoo.”

Allen Colby: ðŸ™‚

Allen Colby: Haha…yes!

Allen Colby: Three Chan actors gathered.

Gentleman in black tie: I crave to serve those who ponder the Mandon Secret.

Allen Colby: Services appreciated, certainly!

Gentleman in black tie: A woman’s voice sounds from nearby: “What?”

Allen Colby: “The Black samurai”

Gentleman in black tie: Shout it from the rooftops? “If I had a hammer…”

Allen Colby: Oh, she’s in the seance room next door!

Gentleman in black tie: “All over this la-and…”

Gentleman in black tie: “OBT. Positive.”

Allen Colby: ðŸ™‚

Gentleman in black tie: *fizz, buzz* ODT, coming in feebly. Come in please.

Allen Colby: Tricked ’em!

Gentleman in black tie: ODT coming in faintly. We are completely duped. Will blunder into trap. Over and out.

Allen Colby: Over and WAY out!

Gentleman in black tie: Preesse to not shoot me. Ah so.

Allen Colby: “The penalty for failure is death”

Gentleman in black tie: Fräulen von Teufel!

Gentleman in black tie: The Evil Woman!

Allen Colby: Von Truffle?

Allen Colby: AH! Lee used that same whistle in….

Gentleman in black tie: Yum. Much sweeter than “of the Devil”

Allen Colby: recall?

Gentleman in black tie: Sounds yummy, Mr. Colby. *straightens tie* But, of course, I am here to serve.

Allen Colby: “On SECOND thought….”

Kashimo!: Not good marksmen

Allen Colby: Poorly trained henchmen!

Allen Colby: Just tear through the wall!

Kashimo!: Light a match

Allen Colby: Death trap!

Kashimo!: Jacks going for a swim

Gentleman in black tie: Quite so. A routine problem for an agent.

Allen Colby: Rising swords…

Gentleman in black tie: Rising swords. Sinking water. Feeble Japanese voice

Allen Colby: Until next week!

Allen Colby: “A Watery Grave.”

Kashimo!: What a sticky situation!

Allen Colby: THE END….for now!

Gentleman in black tie: “A Lame Conclusion” featuring “Smilin’ Jack”

Kashimo!: <clap-clap>

Eve Cairo has joined this room

Gentleman in black tie: *adjusts vest*

Allen Colby: Next week: “Smilin’ Jack Frowns!”

Kashimo!: Hello EC!

Eve Cairo: Good evening to all!

Gentleman in black tie: Pardon me, gentlemen. I was overcome with emotion. I shall not happen again.

Allen Colby: Eve Cairo, the illustrious reader of minds, has arrived!!!

Gentleman in black tie: Ah. Good evening, Ms. Cairo!

Lady Tiny has joined this room

Allen Colby: A hearty welcome to you, Madame!

Eve Cairo: Same to you!

Kashimo!: Hello LT!

Allen Colby: And…Lady Tiny!

Lady Tiny: I am here to dance my way through this party!

Gentleman in black tie: Is that your metronome or the beating of my heart that I hear, Ms. Cairo?

Allen Colby: NOW the party is getting some life!

Sgt. Reynolds has joined this room

Lady Tiny: Ready to dance the night away.

Allen Colby: Sgt. Reynolds….

Kashimo! has left this room

Eve Cairo has left this room

Gentleman in black tie: What is that I hear from my ankles? Ah! Lady Tiny!

Allen Colby: They are arriving like…released spirits from beyond!

Kashimo! has joined this room

Kashimo!: <psst> got booted!

Allen Colby: Welcome to all…!

Eve Cairo has joined this room

Sgt. Reynolds: Alright all women in swimsuits over to the beach plase.

Eve Cairo: got kicked off! I couldnt even forsee that!!!!

Kashimo!: Clue!

Allen Colby: Miss Cairo, I see that you have revived the “disappearing” act for this evening!

Allen Colby: BRAVO!

Eve Cairo: Yes!

Carlotta has joined this room

Sgt. Reynolds: Perhaps Dr. Zodiac interfered.

Kashimo!: Hello Carlotta!

Gentleman in black tie: tick tick tick…that metronome is quite seductive

Eve Cairo: Perhaps it was the work of Zodiac!

Carlotta: Hi

Carlotta: Good to see everyone

Gentleman in black tie: Good evening, Ms. Carlotta

Allen Colby: The spirits at the seance next door are saying….yes…”10 minutes until our feature…”

Sgt. Reynolds: Good job Kash should I take it to the station on my motorcycle?

Allen Colby: Ah..Carlotta!

Lady Tiny: The Great Lady Tiny says bring it on!

Allen Colby: A “kin” from my film!

Gentleman in black tie: Be wary of Carlotta’s short wave apparatus, Allen!

Allen Colby: It’s on its way, Lady Tiny!

Carlotta: I feel that this will be a fun night. The spirits say so.

Allen Colby: Yes, Gentlemen…do NOT touch those contacts!

Lady Tiny: My feet already hurt…

Sgt. Reynolds: So do Carlotta and Eve share a party line?

Allen Colby: I still think I should adjust that clock over in the corner….

Allen Colby: No….maybe not….

Gentleman in black tie: Perhaps I may procure a foot bath for Ms. Tiny?

Kashimo!: <pssssst> Cued!

Lady Tiny: You are truly a gentleman!

Eve Cairo: We should share a party line!

Gentleman in black tie: Mr. Colby. I was walking down the street one day.

Carlotta: Yes I agree Miss Cairo

Allen Colby: Make sure to use SIDE B!

Lady Tiny: I am always on Side B

Gentleman in black tie: I might ask, with trepidation, “Does anyone really know what time it is?”

Lady Tiny: Does anyone really Care?

Carlotta: lol

Eve Cairo: does anybody really care?

Sgt. Reynolds: Don’t worry Miss Tiny I can run you over to the beach on my motorcycle.

Carlotta: The spirits will guide us.

Gentleman in black tie: Ladies. We are, perhaps, dating ourselves.

Allen Colby: We care, Miss cairo!

Sgt. Reynolds: Yes Black tie. But it’s only that time in my time zone.

Lady Tiny: We date ourselves because no one else will date us

Carlotta: lol

Allen Colby: Good one, Lady Tiny!

Gentleman in black tie: I see. I’ll just tidy up the drawing room.

Allen Colby: “Four Minures….”

Allen Colby: Smelly!

Lady Tiny: Most men are too short for me. I like em big.

Allen Colby: Manures….

Sgt. Reynolds: Just enough time to search the room for attacking capes.

Gravelle has joined this room

Allen Colby: The spirits say….”THREE minutes…..”

Sgt. Reynolds: Hi Granelle

Gravelle: Good evening everyone!

Lady Tiny: Sing aay Gravelle!

Kashimo!: Hello, Gravelle!

Allen Colby: And….the great GRAVELLe has arrived…and, will he “sing tonight’?

Gentleman in black tie: Lady Tiny. You make me blush.

Carlotta: Hi Gravelle

Gravelle: Gravelle has larengitis

Lady Tiny: Blushinfg is good!

Gentleman in black tie: Ah! Mi accorda!

Gravelle: You would not want me to sing.

Gravelle

Allen Colby: I must say….your performance in “Carnival” brought down the house!

Allen Colby: 2 minutes….

Sgt. Reynolds: But does Gravelle have an opera cloack. I need to make sure there are no attacking capes or cloacks.

Gravelle: Untill someone shot me

Allen Colby: AH.

Allen Colby: 90 seconds say the disembodied ones…

Eve Cairo: Gravelle also has a snappy collar

Allen Colby: (A new group)

Gravelle: No cloak tonight, and I forgot the poofy collar

Allen Colby: One minute….I hear…

Allen Colby: 50 seconds….yes?

Allen Colby: 40 seconds sounds…

Allen Colby: 30 I hear…

Gentleman in black tie: *tick tick*

Allen Colby: 25!

Sgt. Reynolds: Poofy collars are o.k. I’ll head for the beach.

Allen Colby: 20!!

Gentleman in black tie: And what does the size say?

Allen Colby: 15!!!

Allen Colby: 10!!!!

Allen Colby: 5!!!!!

Allen Colby: GO!!!!!!!!

Kashimo!<Boooooooo!>

Allen Colby: The TITLE…..

Eve Cairo: love tha ambiance in this one!

Allen Colby: The MUSIC!

Eve Cairo: *the

Allen Colby: The CREDITS!!!!!

Sgt. Reynolds: So who handles the can tonight? AS Charlie’s assistant shouldn’t it be Kashimo?

Allen Colby: Kashimo! VERY scary!!!

Kashimo!: <ppppst> Hmmmm

Allen Colby: TheSENTENCE!!!

Allen Colby: “Sing-Sing.”

Lady Tiny: Death: you are so slimy.

Allen Colby: Gravelle, that’s right up your musical range, i believe!

Gentleman in black tie: Kashimo: Diligent but inept

Allen Colby: Death can be, Lady tiny!

Gravelle

Gentleman in black tie: Perhaps not an ideal can operator

Allen Colby: SHOTS!!!

Gentleman in black tie: Death, be a Lady?

Lady Tiny: Bang Bang

Sgt. Reynolds: An escape? To my motorcycle!

Gravelle: Nevermind the people across the street where the cops were shooting

Gentleman in black tie: Hop on, Sarge!

Allen Colby: The offiver firing from the window looked very familiar!

Allen Colby: Russell Hicks, maybe?

Gentleman in black tie: Gravelle: Collateral damage.

Allen Colby: SCREAM!!!

Lady Tiny: Marriage as a chamber of horrors? Yes

Gentleman in black tie: Chamber of Horrors. Marriage.

Allen Colby: I won’t let Colonel Tim know you said that, Lady Tiny!

Gentleman in black tie: Lady Tiny. Do tell.

Eve Cairo: Looks familiar to me

Lady Tiny: Tim knows it is true

Allen Colby: Yes.

Allen Colby: I suppose so.

Phil & Mrs Phil has joined this room

Sgt. Reynolds: Actually Tiny probably ha something like the chss player at the circus.

Allen Colby: Just tell him NOT to smoke those cigars in bed!

Allen Colby: NOT SAFE!

Carlotta: Hi M&M Phil

Phil & Mrs Phil: Allloooohhhaaaa! to all my Chan friends

Lady Tiny: Yes Allen. Stinky

Allen Colby: And that, too!

Sgt. Reynolds: Hi Phil type people.

Gentleman in black tie: Lilli Lattimer. Ultimate Chan Heart-throb.

Lady Tiny: The Phils are in disguise as…the Phils!

Gravelle: I didn’t think anyone was allowed in without a costume 

Gentleman in black tie: Hello Phil x 2!

Allen Colby: Phil and Mrs. Phil….I missed your arrival….welcome to our night of fright!

Lady Tiny: Gravelle, you need to do your thing and do them in.

Kashimo!: Mr is Mrs & vise versa?

Phil & Mrs Phil: Oh, that’s right! We’re doing the Halloween thing. Dang, I forgot all about it.

Gentleman in black tie: Perhaps the Phils are disguised as Mike n Rachel???

Eve Cairo: Ha!

Gentleman in black tie: Bwaaaahhh

Gravelle: Now did I ever actually kill anyone?

Phil & Mrs Phil: What’s our time, please?

Lady Tiny: I wonder what the Phils thought when they saw all these weird names! And if I remember correctly, they did the same thing last year???

Allen Colby: Well…you came as two Chan Family Members!

Gentleman in black tie: No, Gravelle. Just a couple of mediocre arias.

Allen Colby: That works!

Allen Colby: ðŸ™‚

Phil & Mrs Phil: Yes yes yes, I did the same thing last year.

Gravelle: Who are you calling mediocre?

Allen Colby: Willie Fern.

Gravelle: They were great!

Phil & Mrs Phil: Now, what’s our time please?

Gentleman in black tie: Between disguises and COVID masks this is a little confusing.

Allen Colby: 8:10

Allen Colby: 8:20

Gentleman in black tie: Now, please allow me to take orders for beverages.

Allen Colby: 8:30

Gentleman in black tie: Rum Collins perhaps? Gin fizz?

Allen Colby: I could use a refill, please….

Lady Tiny: I would like a mimosa

Gravelle: I have a nice hot cuppa tea.

Phil & Mrs Phil: Once more please.

Allen Colby: Good choice, Gravelle, after that walk you made in the rain!

Gentleman in black tie: Coming right up, Mr. Colby. I’m sure Mr. Narrvo will be here momentarily…ah…oops.

Kashimo!: Fill er up <hic>

Lady Tiny: Another lady reporter

Allen Colby: 9:45

Allen Colby: Try to say that one five time fast!

Gentleman in black tie: Yes, Mr. Kashimo. Another flask of sake coming!

Allen Colby: “This is Dr. Cream of the Cream Crime Museum”

Lady Tiny: psychocriminology

Phil & Mrs Phil: TYSM

Gentleman in black tie: Warmed to 98.º Fahrenheit, of course.

Lady Tiny: Sake sake sake!

Sgt. Reynolds: Doe the Cream Crime Museum have a Crème Crime Commission?

Eve Cairo: chip off chopstick

Phil & Mrs Phil: Yes, and it’s the de la Creme

Allen Colby: Lady Tiny, that might be something for Kashimo!

Sgt. Reynolds: Thank you Tiny, but I’m on duty. Back to the beach.

Gentleman in black tie: How much Créme would a Creme Crime Creme if a Creme Crime would Cream Crime?

Allen Colby: Joseph Rocke.

Lady Tiny: Oh my, Gentleman, you are making ME bluish…

Allen Colby: “Joe Rrrrrocke…”

Gentleman in black tie: In-sin-ooo-ate

Gentleman in black tie: Lady T. You ain’t seen nothin’ yet. Please wait until I am off duty. 😉

Phil & Mrs Phil: Hey, they go on at 8:15 too – just like us.

Allen Colby: Ladies…please forgive Mr. Chan for being from 1940….

Allen Colby: “Come clean…”

Allen Colby: A good title for a Laurel and Hardy movie!

Gentleman in black tie: Come clean?

Lady Tiny: I can’t stand it!!! No one should be named “Cream.”

Phil & Mrs Phil: Or “Come crean” if you’re CC

Man in white t-shirt has joined this room

Gentleman in black tie: Not in a PG-rated environment, LT.

Man in white t-shirt: Whoops – sorry didn’t know you were shooting here

Gentleman in black tie: Hello Man in WTS!

Eve Cairo: love this atmosphere! Noir!

Gentleman in black tie: CUT!

Allen Colby: VERY!

Lady Tiny: Gee, another Man in a shirt

Man in white t-shirt: Sorry!

Gentleman in black tie: Who is this guy in the underwear?

Gentleman in black tie: I know, I know. His name is Smith.

Man in white t-shirt: Just happened to be strolling by

Allen Colby: AH!

Gentleman in black tie: Lilli!!!!!

Lady Tiny: I would like to see a mashup of all the plastic surgery scenes in Chan movies!

Allen Colby: Welcome to you Man in the white t-shirt!

Phil & Mrs Phil: That’s where I’d want to be in a rainstorm.

Gentleman in black tie: Definitely, P&MP

Lady Tiny: Shiny coat

Allen Colby: I believe I caught a glimpse of you on a beach….

Eve Cairo: I just wish I was as cool as that cigarette holder

Lady Tiny: Yes Eve

Gentleman in black tie: She is sooo cool.

Sgt. Reynolds: Well I can’t say I like driving on the beach in the rain. I best check out the museum.

Allen Colby: Pull up a chair to our table of ghoulish spirits…

Man in white t-shirt: And – as rapidly as I arrived, I must leave. Packing the car. Will catch up with this fun crowd next week.

Lady Tiny: She belongs in one of the exhibits

Allen Colby: Yes she does!

Lady Tiny: Bye Man

Sgt. Reynolds: Night Tshirt

Gentleman in black tie: Glad you could drop in! See you!

Allen Colby: Okay…Man….Angel?

Man in white t-shirt: Good bye

Carlotta: Nice to see you

Sgt. Reynolds: Black tie and whoite shirt. Does no one have pants?

Eve Cairo: Good bye

Man in white t-shirt has left this room

Gentleman in black tie: Pants? Who needs pants around here??

Gentleman in black tie: *blushes*

Gentleman in black tie: *flees into dressing room*

Sgt. Reynolds: Careful you might find Gravelle in there.

Gentleman in black tie: EEEEEEEEE

Eve Cairo: true!

Gravelle: I promise not to look

Gentleman in black tie: too late…

Gravelle: ugh

Gentleman in black tie: I KNEW I should have got those boxers

Allen Colby: “Knock, knock”

Sgt. Reynolds: Fortunatly a gentleman doesn’t dress and tell.

Sgt. Reynolds: “Who’s there?”

Allen Colby: Jimmy nearly got it!

Gentleman in black tie: It’s all about the garters, Sgt.

Lady Tiny: This is actually a spooky movie!

Carlotta: lots of thunder

Gentleman in black tie: It’s a perfect combination of Chan, film noir and comedy

Allen Colby: “McBirney.”

Sgt. Reynolds: Don’t worry Tiny I don’t just protect women in swimsuits at the beach. Only mostly:)

Gravelle: I’m surprised they didn’t here Jimmy yell

Gentleman in black tie: Wow. She is cute.

Allen Colby: yes, Gravelle!

Lady Tiny: Sgt. Reynolds, I m ay have to report you

Allen Colby: Tom “Spiro” Agnew.

Gentleman in black tie: Bluebeard of Paris.

Sgt. Reynolds: I’ll put your report in my report. Kashimo make note.

Gentleman in black tie: Arrested in 1919.

Gentleman in black tie: “Mr. Chan. Ich bin hier.”

Allen Colby: Gentleman, he’d be lost in the kaliedescope of hair colors today!

Gentleman in black tie: Rock? “I AM A ROCK. I am an island…”

Allen Colby: ðŸ™‚

Lady Tiny: Are we singing again?

Sgt. Reynolds: Rock and Roll

Gravelle: I only sing opera

Allen Colby: Law firm.

Lady Tiny: Why is she biting her hand?

Gentleman in black tie: Yes, Lady T. This movie is lame in terms of musical score. Sort of an audience participation event…

Allen Colby: Tending to a small wound.

Lady Tiny: Yes, we provide our own music!

Eve Cairo: “just a scratch”

Gentleman in black tie: *raises eyebrows seductively* “It’s just a little blood, Mr. Chan”

Allen Colby: Von Brom has the proverbial light bulb go off!

Sgt. Reynolds: Well he did play a werewolf.

Gentleman in black tie: Yes, Ms. Cairo. Perhaps one could probe beyond the ‘scratch?’

Lady Tiny: Painful memories…I have these…from all the times I was nearly stepped on by tall people.

Gentleman in black tie: You are among friends now, Lady Tiny.

Sgt. Reynolds: Is that what got you into being such a talented dancer Tiny?

Eve Cairo: absolutely!

Lady Tiny: I always have to look up!

Allen Colby: The new warden.

Allen Colby: 8:18…

Allen Colby: 8:19…

Gentleman in black tie: Won’t that plastic thing melt if he throws the switch?

Allen Colby: We shall see….

Allen Colby: Marshmallows, anyone?

Lady Tiny: …lights?

Phil & Mrs Phil: Out go the lights

Gentleman in black tie: bzzzt, fzzzt, *melt* frrzzt, *fumes*

Kashimo!: Whats that smell?

Lady Tiny: fall already

Allen Colby: He fell.

Kashimo!: psssst…<tin can>

Phil & Mrs Phil: cue the can

Allen Colby: Thank you, Kashimo!

Allen Colby: Well done!

Gentleman in black tie: Very bad form to have marshmellow roast at execution.

Lady Tiny: So that’s where the music went

Gentleman in black tie: …but clearly worst aspect of lethal injection…

Allen Colby: yes, by why waste all that electricity?

Allen Colby: (but)

Lady Tiny: darts, again. How many real dart murders there ave bene?

Allen Colby: Oh, those Dyak headhunters!

Allen Colby: Good question.

Sgt. Reynolds: Sorry Mr. Colby Dyak is outside my jurisdiction.

Gentleman in black tie: Mr. Colby: I believe this is similar to the apparatus your son used at the haunted house.

Allen Colby: There was an ATTEMPT with a dart on Charlie Chan in “Charlie Chan in London.”

Gravelle: Wasn’t there one in the Jade Mask?

Allen Colby: Then, there was the dummy dart device in “The Jade Mask.”

Gentleman in black tie: True, Mr. Colby, but that dart was the size of the Queen Mary.

Gentleman in black tie: Looked like the Graf Zeppelin

Allen Colby: A dart is a dart, sir! It’s all poison to ME!

Sgt. Reynolds: Not many. There are notes on the poision dart frog, bit not poision art murder.

Gentleman in black tie: Poison? Or Poisson?

Allen Colby: AH!

Lady Tiny: I am inside…I am the only one who can fit.

Allen Colby: The mechanical chess player….JIMMY!

Eve Cairo: POP

Allen Colby: Yes, lady…but Jimmy managed somehow!

Sgt. Reynolds: Here Black Tie, just take this pill, and don’t worry about it. 🙂

Allen Colby: Shoplifting at automat.

Lady Tiny: Jimmy learned some twisty tricks from Sue Toy

Allen Colby: Through Lee!

Gentleman in black tie: Lady Tiny: This is a family show.

Sgt. Reynolds: Shoplifting? To my motorcycle!

Allen Colby: The “Lady in Black.”

Lady Tiny: Yeah a family show, but my family is more bizarre than yours. Circus folks after all.

Allen Colby: Mrs. Joe Rocke.

Sgt. Reynolds: Long as the permits are in order let the circus commence

Eve Cairo: haha LT

Allen Colby: Thank you, Sgt. reynolds!

Allen Colby: “The show must go on!”

Sgt. Reynolds: Just doing my duty.

Lady Tiny: Mrs. Rock, Mrs. Boulder, and Mrs. Dirt walked into a bar…I can’t remember the punchline.

Allen Colby: “Suspicion is only toy of fools.”

Allen Colby: Jimmy deserts his post.

Allen Colby: The Chan figure.

Allen Colby: Nice dreary, stormy night!

Sgt. Reynolds: Which will of course be completely unimportant, and never come up again.

Gravelle: Slap!

Allen Colby: We shall see, Sgt.!

Allen Colby: You have the badge, though!

Sgt. Reynolds: True, but I’m out of my jurisdiction. Not as much as Chan or Kashimo though

Allen Colby: “Red” Maddox.

Phil & Mrs Phil: “Evil Choir Boy”

Allen Colby: Jimmy comes through.

Lady Tiny: Trap door!

Allen Colby: Dr. Cream, caught in a lie, starts talking up a storm!

Lady Tiny: There is an artist in everyone…

Allen Colby: Yes, Lady T.

Phil & Mrs Phil: BINGO!

Allen Colby: MacBirney will NOT be happy with Miss Latimer!

Allen Colby: Butcher Dagan.

Lady Tiny: tonga?

Allen Colby: Tonga!

Sgt. Reynolds: Headquarters has called me in. Before I leave anyone care to guess what my other name is?

Lady Tiny: Gee Sarge, I’m stumped

Allen Colby: “NO! It was my brother, BRYL!”

Sgt. Reynolds: Well with no guesses I guess I was just………….Nothere:)

Allen Colby: “I don’t know, you idiot!” Or… “I don’t know you, idiot!”

Eve Cairo: I almost guessed that!

Lady Tiny: I tried Nothere!

Carlotta: very good Nothere

Sgt. Reynolds: Happy Halloween and see you all later. Whoever you are.

Eve Cairo: nice job nothere

Allen Colby: YES!

Allen Colby: Had me stumped, too!

Sgt. Reynolds has left this room

Allen Colby: I should probably remind everyone that next week, it’s MELBOURNE CUP NIGHT!

Allen Colby: Another lights out situation!

Lady Tiny: Time for gambling

Kashimo!: Pop!

Allen Colby: Dr. Cream obviously had a key to the cuffs.

Allen Colby: Yes, lady Tiny!

Allen Colby: And, our film will be: “Charlie Chan at the Race Track.”

Lady Tiny: I guess 3 times Pop has used that same trick

Allen Colby: We have been doing this since the beginning…2000.

Allen Colby: And, the winner receives the silver half-dollar!

Allen Colby: Now…back to our murderous finale…

Man in white t-shirt has joined this room

Man in white t-shirt: And me?

Allen Colby: And YOU!

Eve Cairo: love the chinese when Jimmy speaks it

Kashimo!: pssssst….<tin can>

Allen Colby: Yes, Eve!

Allen Colby: Dr. Cream’s signature: XXXXX

Lady Tiny: Bad face lift

Allen Colby: WET out there!

Phil & Mrs Phil: Betcha that guy’s butt got all wet.

Phil & Mrs Phil: He probably only wanted to shoot that scene once.

Allen Colby: ALL wet!

Gravelle

Allen Colby: Either way, Cream is in a LOT of trouble!

Gentleman in black tie: Back room? WIndow?

marcycloud has joined this room

Allen Colby: So is Lilli Latimer.

marcycloud: Boo!

Allen Colby: Marcycloud!

Allen Colby: Happy Halloween to you!

Gentleman in black tie: True, Mr.Colby

marcycloud: To you Alll Tooo!

Allen Colby: Sorry, we are all in virtual costume tonight!

Gentleman in black tie: Happy Halloween, MC!

Lady Tiny: Too many characters in this one

Allen Colby: Happy you could stop by!

marcycloud: ahhhh, i just noticed…haha

Allen Colby: They are ALL Dagan!

Lady Tiny: I’m Dagan, you’re Dagan, we are all Dagan

Gentleman in black tie: SHE’s Deagen? Gender identy crisis.

Man in white t-shirt: Excuse me while I slip past this camera

marcycloud: yup. busy here..hopefully i remember next week!

Allen Colby: Next week, MC….

Allen Colby: “Melbourne Cup Night.”

Allen Colby: With “Charlie Chan at the Race Track.”

Carlotta: YAY

Phil & Mrs Phil: Yeah, next week I’m coming dressed up as somebody else.

Allen Colby: MC, are you on our weekly newsletter list?

Gentleman in black tie: $0.50 on Hellcat

Allen Colby: ðŸ™‚

marcycloud: yes!

Allen Colby: Very good!

Allen Colby: Then you will receive the details!

Gentleman in black tie: Excuse me, Mr. Chan. That dart is not made of bamboo

Allen Colby: “Who will win the silver half-dollar?”

Allen Colby: Agnew is Dagan!

marcycloud: was just going thru emails and said oh…cr*p…gotta get here if u’all still on…

Lady Tiny: the dart wins

Gentleman in black tie: Mrs. Rock is…oof…still Mrs. Rock

Allen Colby: Yes.

Allen Colby: No change…

marcycloud: Have Fun y’all. c ya next wk

Lady Tiny: She still belongs in “Rebecca”

Gentleman in black tie: Bye MC!

Eve Cairo: Im due to win—20th time is the charm!

Allen Colby: Good night, MC!

Gentleman in black tie: Where is Lili???

marcycloud has left this room

Allen Colby: Ready?

Allen Colby: KICK!!!

Lady Tiny: Hah!!!

Allen Colby: Poor POP!

Allen Colby: THE END….

Gentleman in black tie: *polite applause*

Eve Cairo: clapclapclap

Allen Colby: ðŸ™‚

Gentleman in black tie: Very entertaining

Kashimo!: Pssssst….<yee=haw>

Allen Colby: And a few SCREAMS and shrieks…

Eve Cairo: eve cairo is………Fredsmom!!!!!

Allen Colby: well, I was obviously…Rush….

Gentleman in black tie: FM?

Gentleman in black tie: Wow!

Lady Tiny: Matt is Koshimo?

Allen Colby: Got me, FM!

Eve Cairo: yes!

Kashimo!: Yep!

Gentleman in black tie: No cans to betray the disguise?

Lady Tiny: GS is Gravelle?

Gravelle: Nope

Kashimo!: I tin canned!

Gravelle: I thought Rush was Kashimo

Kashimo!: Gravelle….Louise?

Gentleman in black tie: My apologies. I must have been polishing the silver.

Gravelle: nope

Lady Tiny: I thought Gravelle was Koshimo/.,.

Allen Colby: Louise….Lady Tiny?

Kashimo!: Who’s on first?

Allen Colby: gentleman…your true ID?

Carlotta: lol

Gravelle: whats on second

Gentleman in black tie: Gravelle. Perhaps NT?

Lady Tiny: Yess, Allen you have outed Lady Tiny!

Kashimo!: Gentleman=Mike?

Gentleman in black tie: Ah. Doffs virtual cap.

Gentleman in black tie: Rachel forbore to don a disguise.

Allen Colby: NICE job, Mike!

Gravelle: NT was someone else

Man in white t-shirt: And?

Allen Colby: Angel?

Gentleman in black tie: Boggs, sir. Robert Boggs. From Chan in NY.

Lady Tiny: I guess Phil and Mrs Phile are really Chan and Mrs Chan? Am I playing this wrong???

Allen Colby: Good guess, Lady T!

Gentleman in black tie: Lady Tiny is Angel?

Lady Tiny: No, I am Louise

Gentleman in black tie: Ah. Excellent disguise.

Allen Colby: AH! Louise!

Allen Colby: NICE!

Gravelle: who is carlotta

Carlotta: who is Eve?

Gravelle: ?

Eve Cairo: all well played. I have missed yall so much! Fredsmombids you farewell and a Happy Halloween-stay safe until we meet again!

Lady Tiny: Who is Gravelle?

Gentleman in black tie: Eve – GS?

Kashimo!: Another very good annual gathering!

Allen Colby: And was Carlotta unmasked?

Eve Cairo: eve is fredsmom

Carlotta: Carlotta=Dona

Gravelle: I’m Cdirus

Gentleman in black tie: Love the unmasking of the masked

Lady Tiny: Hah! good on you CD

Gentleman in black tie: Hi CD!

Allen Colby: AH!

Eve Cairo: Goodnite all!

Kashimo!: Got to run, but have a great week folks…..Been fun!

Gravelle: Hi guys!

Man in white t-shirt: GS = Man in White shirt – I’m in Indiana again packing to head home

Allen Colby: And White T-shirt?

Lady Tiny: bye eve

Gentleman in black tie: Sorry, FM. Got confused there.

Kashimo!: Psssssssssssssst!

Allen Colby: GS!!!

Gravelle: Good one GS

Allen Colby: WOW!

Gentleman in black tie: Ah. Hi GS. Should have recognized the t-shirt.

Carlotta: Fun time everyone. See you at the races!

Allen Colby: Carlotta was…

Phil & Mrs Phil has left this room

Man in white t-shirt: Since I could only drop by – a character who drops by

Allen Colby: Sorry, I missed.

Gentleman in black tie: Always a fun evening…but even more so on Halloween!

Lady Tiny: I think the unmasking is as much fun as the movie!

Kashimo! has left this room

Gravelle: Yep

Allen Colby: Me too!

Eve Cairo has left this room

Gentleman in black tie: Agreed, Lady Tiny

Carlotta has left this room

Gravelle: See you guys next week! Gotta go.

Gentleman in black tie: Thanks for everything Rush! What a wonderful tradition.

Lady Tiny: And so, a tiny good evening and Happy Halloween to you all.

Gentleman in black tie: Until next week.

Allen Colby: Take SCARE!

Man in white t-shirt: Night all – back to packing

Gentleman in black tie: Boo!

Gravelle has left this room

Man in white t-shirt has left this room

Allen Colby: See you next week…at the race track!

Allen Colby: Have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Gentleman in black tie has left this room

Lady Tiny has left this room

Allen Colby: Good night, Louise!

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